why I voted Democrat???

We probably should give who we vote for a little thought before we go to the polls!!


 
Why I voted Democrat
 



I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies'
profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the
same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long
as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now
think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to
own a gun, and I  know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can't tell us if it  will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates
alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT sees  fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who
would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because I believe a person's freedom
to be lazy and cared for is more important than a person's freedom to
work and prosper.

I voted Democrat because I consider myself an intellectual
who understands that "..shall not be infringed." has
multiple interpretations which depend on the setting.

I voted Democrat because I believe digging is the best way
to get out of a hole like spending is the best way to get out of a
recession.

I voted Democrat because, well, I'm not completely
sure, but Obama is such a smooth talking, sexy guy. So inspiring.

I voted Democrat because the media says it's all
Bush's fault so it must be. Change! Change! We can do it!

I voted Democrat because the principles that made this
nation the greatest in history are flawed and must be
"fundamentally changed" for the greater good. Government is better than private. A
guarantee is better than ambition.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my
ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything
they don't own."

 


                                  HUH!