Jimmy and Roger

Jimmy and Roger
Two Guys One Task...Answer The White House Phone

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Obama Bullshit Bingo

Here is something  to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable.

Just  print out this page, distribute it to friends, and  listen... (be sure  to read directions at the bottom)             Rules for  Bullshit Bingo:1.  Before Barrack Obama's next  televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo"2. Check  off the appropriate block when you hear one of those  words/phrases.

3. When you get five  blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up  and shout  "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from  past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo"  players:

"I had been listening  to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston

"My attention  span during speeches has improved  dramatically." - David D., Florida

"What a  gas! Speeches will never be the  same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York  City

“The atmosphere was tense  in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

Send us an enmail to get the actual game board emailed to you...

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Small Business and Job Creation

Let me start by asking you a question. Would you put an addition onto your house if you had no idea how much it was going to cost? If you had no idea if the improvement to your house was going to be taxed at a different rate than the rest of the house? What if you didn't know if you were going to have to use a newer heating system and if you didn't you may end up paying a fine for everyday you didn't have the system in place? I think we would all agree the answer would be no.
This is the exact situation our small business owners are facing today. Due to the ever changing minds and focus of our administration, our small business owners can't really hire anyone, because who knows how much a new employee will cost tomorrow. Will the owner need to provide them with health benefits? Will they have to pay a higher tax on the increased productivity? What is the capitol gains tax going to look like on the investment gains they make?
With all of the uncertainty out there in the economy, it isn't hard to understand why business and job growth are not booming. Lastly, before we continue to vilify the banks, I would suggest we all talk to Bob Kelly, the CEO of Bank Of New York Mellon. In a recent interview he challenged people to do their research. Unemployment has almost doubled to over 10%, but bank lending is only down 10%, year over year. Banks would love to lend more money, that is there business. With spreads as they are, quality loans can create large profits, but there in lies the rub. Take a look at the open credit lines of small business owners. They are not using what is available already, let alone taking out new credit. In the face of the conditions I outlined above, it is easy to see why.
The same reasons I am not adding onto my house, as I had planned to, are the same reason these business owners are not expanding their businesses, too much uncertainty.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Time to get involved

I am not sure which "American People" the administration keeps talking about, but the outrage I am hearing has a lot more to do with the actions of the administration than with any bank, insurance company, or player on Wall Street. The administration is missing the point to what is most important to people, today.
The President continues to rail against Banks and there very existence seems to agitate him. He mentioned in his speech, "The out sized profits and bonuses," am thou the majority of banks lost money in the fourth quarter.
The President says Banks aren't loaning money, although lending is down only ten percent while unemployment has doubled. I would challenge Mr. Obama, to try to end money to the "credit worthy" right now. Most people who can pay you back, don't want your money because, who knows what the administration is going to come up with next.
Health care is a classic example of being out of touch, in that the idea we tax people who don't carry insurance, or do nothing. Wouldn't that be like taxing me because I don't smoke and don't pay four or five dollars a pack in taxes, which the government needs to support the outrageous spending? Besides, we already have care for everyone, as we all know, the hospitals have to treat you whether you are covered or not. Pay them back at ten dollars a month if that is all you can afford. The Hospitals have this already in the budget, just as banks budget for losses. It is part of doing business.
This brings me to the real frustration, as the administration continues to create very few jobs, has not disbursed the full stimulus, is talking about another one as we speak. I ask the administration to pick up the "White House Phone," listen to the people and let's actually get America working. For the rest of us. If you are not already...it's time to get involved.